What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : I don't drink

He : I'm 24.

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Is a man who enjoys anal sex considered a sissy? For those who think so, why can't they be thought of as someone who enjoys a variety of sexual pleasure?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Tea ?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Is it okay if I am not interested to talk to any of my relatives as I saw the real faces in my brother's marriage as none of them helped us rather were a kind of disappointment and were talking bad?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Are vampires real?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

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Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : No

What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

What are James Potter's flaws?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Sure.

Me : Thank you.